Watching TV.

Oh, TV on the Internet.
You are a blessing and a curse.
You distract and divert attention from homework and assignments.
You provide hours of entertainment that seem like minutes.
You provide more hours of entertainment whilst I Google pictures of the Man Candy I have slobbered over.
You acquaint me with characters I try to find around me (and never do).
You supply endless catch-phrases and useless trivia.
You are recyclable and biodegradable.
You are a excellent substitute for crack/cocaine. True, it's addictive, but TV doesn't make you itchy and twitchy.
Thanks for being an awesome friend.
We need to stop being so close, though.

Much love,
Me